Our Favorite Search Term Referrals: PART DEUX.Posted: September 5, 2011
It’s that time again! For those of you who are all like, “Where the frack was Part UN?” allow me to enlighten you: WordPress has this cool feature called “search term referrals” that shows us what terms people search that lead them to our blog. Like last time, it frightens us that a large percentage of people who find our blog may or may not have been looking for pediatric pornography. Enjoy.
And, like last time, Bold text is a search term and non-bold text is witty retort courtesy of LHB, MRG, and JAF. We’re still serious about this: MATURE READERS ONLY.
“meta carpenter” – I don’t know why Jesus would be meta, but he’s definitely the first thing I thought of when I read this.
mary boleyn the great prostitute – I’ll be honest, I think she was so-so.
kimbell art museum shit you – Whoa whoa whoa, as a Texan and the world’s biggest Louis Kahn fan, I would just like to say a big “Shit you” right back to the asshole who searched this term.
french person from the 1700 clip art – The only thing this person could do to be more better friends with us, would be to have typed the search term in comic sans.
post coital cigarette – The hottest way to kill yourself.
john ruskin pubic hair – was ______. (You fill in the blank. It’s like a dirty mad lib.)
colin firth wearing a sweater – You know what MRG likes.
geena davis pirate nipples – You know what we all like.
bayeaux tapestry the pregnant bitch – I wonder if JAF knows what this person is referring to because I want to see that shit.
prince puffy sleeves men
regulars for shame true blood – Yes, we at For Shame are regulars on True Blood, thank you for noticing!
gay victorian orgy
getting some good booty
who’s she? i just want to love her. tight jeans – This person is a fucking poet.
are klondike bars bad for you – Nope.
goebbels sexual appetite – Big and bigoted.
when do i get to be emperor + son fucks mom – Soon + you’re a sicko. How’s that for an answer?
evelyn nesbit hot bitch
king henry the viii was a fucking idiot – Listen, tit-head, why don’t you shut the fuck up and read a fucking book because H.8 was anything but an idiot, you fucking idiot. (It hurts, doesn’t it?)
jennifer hudson sassy dreamgirl effie
slampiece is not a girlfriend – Wise. Fucking wise.
crazy horse fuckong lady
european motherfuckers – Couldn’t have said it better myself.
get your colonial shame off my breasts – I think I’ll just let this little gem stand on its own.
i am your beard
tyras fake hair – It’s called a weave, people.
but thats crazy horse – Ba-dum chiiiiiiii!!!!!!1
ann boleyn fellattio – I bet she gave great head.
woman fuck with buffalo horn – That seems like a gynecological nightmare.
eric northman beard
i want read horse with girls sex story in hindi – Yeah? I want read you to reassess your life.
baroness gets her way with well hung black man and fucks him – Is this a movie? Is it on Netflix? When can I see it?
vagina whistler – Is this another movie title? Like The Horse Whisperer or something? I would pay to see that.
how to find girl for fuck in whistler
colonel sanders daughter pictures
her pubic hair did not fit she obtained an annulment – Valid.
eric northman nazi – Sacrilege. You shut your whore mouth.
wife fuck shame sharing be shame
eat suck from sexy ass – Help. Seek it.
fuck that crazy hore
tomboy is make males to crossdress? – Yes, my sweet, inquisitive friend. Yes it is.
she bang she rule – Little-known original chorus of Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs.”
don’t fuck with alaska – OMIGOD SARAH PALIN FOUND OUR BLOG!
i am his slam piece – A compliment of the highest order has been bestowed on you, yung frnd.
am i his slam piece – Hey, you can do anything you put your mind to.
i want read horse with girls sex story in hindi – You’d have come to the right place if we in fact wrote about any of those things.
what moustached, cane-toting silent film star was born on this day in 1889? – Are we fucking AOL Answers? Read an effing book, or watch the Oscar-nominated 1992 biopic staring one Robert Downey Jr. for your goddamn answers.
‘striptease’ on train lapped up in china – ‘What?’
indian mothers and teenagers showing intimacy – Is anyone else alarmed by the frequency of search terms in this theme?
sodomy chains – It’s times like this when I really feel like we’re doing society a great service.
clubplatinumy sexy com – You guys………..did Tom Haverford find our blog?
my time my favor walt whitman email – …..my moment, my Dove?
my confessor fucks me – That’s not our problem. We’ve got bystanded syndrome. Blame it on society.
mega throatfuck complication – Yes, I can see how that could get mega-complicated.
imagine yourself as one of the figures in the battle depicted in the bayeux tapestry, in a letter home, describe the experience to your family. write a first person account of this historical event from the perspective of one of the figures in tapestry. – I can only assume this was a homework question, and I can only assume that you’re going to get an A-motherfucking-plus on it. You’re welcome.
gerbil manor – Gerbil lords, gerbil vassals, gerbil serfs. God I hope that’s what this person does for funsies.
swimfins project building for kindergarten – I’m so sorry that you ended up here.
what authors would you recommend on crown prince rudolph – MRG, obviously.
women, shit. willaim faulkner – Yes, damn. Right.
michael jackson dangerous aleister crowley
teresa giudice wikipedia – YES YES YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES.
LHB, MRG, and JAF