SEARCH TERM REFERRALS 5: TOKYO DRIFT

WELCOME, SCANDALITES, to the FIFTH edition of Search Term Referrals! We’ve been neglecting you, we know. So we thought it was only right to bring you what has become our pedigree: the fucking weirdass shit people type into Google that gets them to our humble blog.

a motswana pussy — And I motswana penis.

mulan sex scandal — Shut. Up. Mulan has never done anything wrong. Ever.

teen slut meme

picture of margaret campbell fellating a naked man — When you find that, send it to us.

la vita dolce schandaal

la dolce vita schandaal

schandaal la dolce vita — The Holy Trinity.

adriana ivancich not even pretty — I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.

michael jordan today –Organizing a round robin charity classic with the Monstars, hopefully.

the most beautiful world is like a dungheap, rudely dumped — This person is a fucking poet.

it girl anal — I mean, if it’s in, it’s in, AMIRITE??

anal sex doing it wrong — Excuse you, we only trade in perfection on this blog. Just head on over to The Daily Mail, thank you very much.

for shame blog — This might have been LHB, Googling the blog at work.

preteen panties — No thanks, that’s not our size.

who did emperor lu zhi tortured — More like who didn’t she tortured! (Also, I think it’s “Empress.”)

dave chappelles fitted robin hood hat This one?

slutty halloween girl — As though there’s another kind of Halloween girl.

clipart italy men — If they feature unironic mustaches, stained wifebeaters, and pizzas in mid-toss, then sure, we’re on board.

les orgie de Caligula — Tu es venu le correct blog.

sucking zb it brother fame sexy+18

http://www.sana bloch sexy scandles.com — Naturally this one has inspired us to start developing a line of “scandles” (candles molded into the shape of Anne Boelyn, obviously).

antinous ass sculpture — Everyone:  treat yourself and google this term ASAP.

lucrezia borgia’s boobs — They’re not here. They’re on Showtime Sunday evenings at 10 PM EST.

let the hunger games begin gif

frederick douglass american badass — YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT HE WAS.

bone daddy’s restaurant — I want to go to there.

father hot son. she sex — Who’s doing whatnow?

the tudors henry vlll fucks charles — For some reason, the immediate imagine which jumped to my (JAF) mind was Jonathan Rhys Meyers getting it on with Charles Bukowski. Don’t ask me why. Please don’t.

lederhosen cartoon

helen pitts frederick douglass’s hair that mane — I think we all wanted this one to continue with “that fucking mane.”

jizz age — Yeah, from what I hear, Baz Lurhmann’s got a bit of a mess on his hands.

i love wearing tights and sword — Errol Flynn, did MRG’s post resurrect you?? If so, will you sleep with us even though we’re not underage????/?

carlton fresh prince sweater vest — You welcome.

very nice shames lisibian fucking — Is the shame very nice, or the lisibian fucking? Or just the nice lisibians? Or is it shame fucking? You have to give us more to go on, internet troll!

bert macklin and janet snakehole — A love story for the ages.

18th century lady seduced by maid epoch porn — *War and Peace

native indian women fucks shit out of horse — LITERALLY? Ew. Figuratively, turns out also EW.

feydeau bitch painter — As opposed to Feydeau’s first vocation of horse whisperer.

http://www.super big aunty fuck scandal low quality.com — I like this guy because he knows what he wants, but he’s not greedy.

flapper girls slut shaming — All those ankles and shoulders and collarbones showing, MY GOD.

levar burton sex scandal — We. Want. IN.

sex titanic — Best/Worst Cruise theme, 2013.

men fucking outdoors rugged — Yes, please.  Where?  Show us. Show us now.

1920s lesbian the ballerina — Ah, Lesbian the Ballerina. A legend of the stage. Pioneer of the flannel tutu.

taylor lautner topless — Enh, he’s no Dame Helen.

nudist preteens mrg — WOAH MRG HERE TOTALLY GROSSED OUT YIKES WOW YUCK BLERG

phillies and eddie fucking

anne boelyn strong women — Duh.

syphilisse sur penis — Oui, et dans la penis, et sous la penis, et partout la penis.  Fair attention, mes amis.  La Syhilisse va ruiner votre Penis.

woman fuck with giboon

medival way to publicly shame someone Speaking with the knowledge born of a nearly-completed degree in The Medieval Times™, I, JAF, can safely say I have no idea. But the surest way, in my mind, to publicly shame yourself is to misspell “medieval.”

logo calzone — MRG’s ancient Italian family seal.

pirate sexy shit for woman — Let it go, Keira, let it go.

crown brand new fucking abuse movie — Hey, watch it. Don’t sully the proud brand of Crown (Royal). They give you a velvet pouch with every bottle. Think of all the stuff you can keep in there!

scandalous blow jobs — The BEST kind of blow job.

my illegitimate daughter is sexy — Oh for fuck’s sake.

ur a real bitch — Well, fuck you.  Or “u,” apparently.

is jane seymour a real bitch? — No, she was like the nicest bitch ever, fuck you.  Oh, do you mean that slut who judges Iron Chef all the time?  In that case, yeah, probably.

charlie chaplin orgies — Obviously orgies in which everyone wears a Furher stache, brings a cane, and DOESN’T TALK.

anne borthwick took an axe — Close enough.

cute girl naked sketch titanic –I think you’ll find this is much more satisfying.

archer narnia — Not even Sterling could never survive in that danger zone.

i want her to enjoy ma corn in her pussy,to d extense dat she wil weep — Theres…just…so…much…here.

google.kiss sex you tobel

erotic costume dramas — You say that as though there are other film genres.

empress theodora leda and the swan explicit details — Swansplicit.

leda and the swan where did the goose eat the barley from — You’re not ready.

crazy and dirty things for money king sexy — Money King Sexy is our new rapper name.

hey, i liked it because i’m a quality blog so it’s not my type but you guys are really good tho & i like your hair and your friend’s sweater. i like your version better just saying #sorrynotsorry hahah — How did you find our super secret off-limitz blog diary (bliary)? We wrote that when we were just a mere teenblog, don’t judge us.

without full dress for boys and girls after mrg sexy video — MRG, GO, RUN, HIDE, WE’LL CALL HELP.

history of sex fucking photo graphic

define mare of flanders — She has a name, thank you! It’s Man of Cleves.

marie antoinette grass — The horticultural sensation that’s sweeping the heads off the nation.

is oskar kokoshka on hey arnold jewish — You had to ask the internet for that one?

family photos of teresa giudice — Try Bravo, tonight at All The Time.

mens wear tights — It’s 2013, get over it.

how to draw benjamin franklin cartoon — Step 1: draw an oval for the head. Step 2: draw a rhombus for the kite. Step 3: draw shame and regret for a lifetime of infidelity and venereal diseases.

ron,hermione si harry — Sure, senor.

ladyhamiltonmenageatrois — Tothepoint. Ilikeit,

hot shame panties — Ain’t no shame in a little undergarment.

robin wearing pantyhose — Scherbatsky’s a lady. She never leave home anything less than respectable.

did henry viii have a small penis — Can’t there be some mystery left in life? (but no, probably not)

apush exam is coming memes — LHB’s your woman on the front line for that one.

mercedes de acosta’s accident with eye wash — WHAT, NOPE, DON’T KNOW, DON’T WANT TO KNOW, EYES, NOPE, AAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhh.

horze fuk lady — goozdnyght, frrndz.

LHB, MRG, KAB, JAF.


2 Comments on “SEARCH TERM REFERRALS 5: TOKYO DRIFT”

  1. Eleventy million hipster food blogs post about the ramen at Bone Daddies and some schmuck ends up here? WTF? Yes, that was my take-home.


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